She Is Back but Will Anyone Notice

Today Cindy Sheehan made the news by promising to tie herself to the White House fence and not come down until the troops in Iraq are brought home. Sounds like a good idea to me. Does she really think anybody cares. Maybe she could contact magican and stuntman David Blaine and they could have a contest as to who could stay tied up the longest. I bet 'Ole Dave" could out last her.

To make it fair we need to establish some rules:

1. You must stay tied to the fence 24/7. You can not have your supporters from "Moveon.org" come release you at night and take you to a nice hotel room or waiting RV.
2. Meals must be bread and water. No catered in meals like she had at Camp Casey outside of Crawford.
3. The only breaks from the fence would be for a "comfort timeout" ( politically correct for bathroom break). No meetings to strategize with public relations team on how to set up the perfect photo-op.
4. No interviews with television after all we are there because of the competition and our deeply held convictions.

With these rules in place I bet Cindy will be crying "uncle" real soon. After all winter is coming on and you can't deprive a lady of her creature comforts.